Church lessons comparing GPS guidance to Jesus leading the way. I could sit through that rehash 49,576 times. And now that I think about it, I probably have.
Not so, Joey-Baby. There is a pretty significant flaw in your plan.
You see, as the ultimate navigator, Jesus would not steer your wrong. Therefore, your being late would be your own fault, either because you didn't give yourself enough time, or because you didn't follow the navigation directions correctly.
Either that, or you were following directions from a different kind of authority. The EVIL kind. Bwaaahaaahaaaa!
Just a minute there, Joey-Baby. Why blame little old me if you can blame the Man in Charge? And he won't even reply to you on Mustard's blog, so feel free to pour the blame on him. I stand (sit?) here as as innocent as....hey, help me out here, Mustard....
Before I come to your defense (I'm still looking over the evidence), I have a question for you, Songbird. How do you know that he won't reply on my blog?
OK--Mustard, sorry for the confusion. The meant that God aka The Man In Charge, will most likely not post a reply on your blog. Not to say He definitely won't...but not likely, I think. As far as Joey-baby goes, I am giving up. I kinda like being the blame-catcher now--I like nicknames that are all touchy-feely and new age-y, ya know? Peace out!
After a thorough review of the facts, I find Songbird innocent of all blame. If you choose to make her your blame catcher, you must send her a gift certificate to Costco in an amount sufficient to cover the cost of any non-food items she purchases there. Sorry for your trouble, Songbrid. I love you.
Joey-baby, my mama didn't name me Mustard. This is my assumed name. :)
Your real name isn't Mustard? I feel so used. Thanks for coming forward. Now I have to scrape off all the frosting writing from the cupcakes I made for you.
Cool. Someone new and of authority to blame if I'm ever late.
ReplyDeleteNot so, Joey-Baby. There is a pretty significant flaw in your plan.
ReplyDeleteYou see, as the ultimate navigator, Jesus would not steer your wrong. Therefore, your being late would be your own fault, either because you didn't give yourself enough time, or because you didn't follow the navigation directions correctly.
Either that, or you were following directions from a different kind of authority. The EVIL kind. Bwaaahaaahaaaa!
OK - important safety tip - thank you
ReplyDeleteI'll stick to blaming Songbird
Just a minute there, Joey-Baby. Why blame little old me if you can blame the Man in Charge? And he won't even reply to you on Mustard's blog, so feel free to pour the blame on him. I stand (sit?) here as as innocent as....hey, help me out here, Mustard....
ReplyDeleteBefore I come to your defense (I'm still looking over the evidence), I have a question for you, Songbird. How do you know that he won't reply on my blog?
ReplyDeleteWell this has gone off the rails.
ReplyDeleteProbably because we were following the wrong GPS directions.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Songbird just gave me a great idea for a new series of posts. Maybe I'll call them "...from the desk of Yahweh"
I have to blame you.
ReplyDeleteSongbird - you're my blame catcher. As for your proclaimed innocence, It's all a part of growing up.
ReplyDeleteHey, if she's your blame catcher, I want to be your dream catcher. It's only fair.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSddgYKtPBE
ReplyDeleteThat was done at the end of 1988. At the end of 1989 Roy died at 52.
ReplyDeleteHe had a four octave vocal range. When you get a chance check out these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQzQJ4lqUk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaDXJPFT1yE
If you ever want my tele/email send a fb req to Joseph Nigro
Thank you for continuing to educate me, Joey-baby.
ReplyDeleteAs for fb, it would be much easier for you to find me. There aren't too many Mustards floating around.
OK DC - I thought I read here you were under a secret name on fb.
ReplyDeleteIf you feel like dancing around the room - or at Vons:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=100005578&searchid=31c5ee05-1e43-48f5-b83e-a159fb6551fb
OK--Mustard, sorry for the confusion. The meant that God aka The Man In Charge, will most likely not post a reply on your blog. Not to say He definitely won't...but not likely, I think. As far as Joey-baby goes, I am giving up. I kinda like being the blame-catcher now--I like nicknames that are all touchy-feely and new age-y, ya know? Peace out!
ReplyDeleteAfter a thorough review of the facts, I find Songbird innocent of all blame. If you choose to make her your blame catcher, you must send her a gift certificate to Costco in an amount sufficient to cover the cost of any non-food items she purchases there. Sorry for your trouble, Songbrid. I love you.
ReplyDeleteJoey-baby, my mama didn't name me Mustard. This is my assumed name. :)
Your real name isn't Mustard? I feel so used. Thanks for coming forward. Now I have to scrape off all the frosting writing from the cupcakes I made for you.
ReplyDeleteAnd...It's Mr.Joey-Baby to you.
Hold the presses! Why waste perfectly good frosting? You leave the writing just as it is. It all ends up in the same place anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to Vons. Apparently, it's time to DANCE! And you don't have to ask me twice. :)
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