OK, bend over U.S., it's time for another leader of a shameless regime to have his way with you. Don't worry, though, because the cowardly suck-ups of the current administration brought their industrial sized bottle of lube. It won't hurt too much. Until you wake up the next morning.
On the bright side, we can leave this awful country and move to Mexico, where the easy-going laws are fairly enforced, the streets flow with milk and honey, crime is almost non-existent, and the future looks so bright, you gotta wear shades. That's why people are clamoring to move there in droves, and no one ever wants to leave.
It will be a piece of cake. We can sneak over the border in the dark. They don't really care about that sort of thing over there. I hear they're likely to throw us a Welcome-to-Our-Country party.
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