Friday, May 7, 2010

Land of the Undereducated

Are you willfully ignorant or just plain stupid? Before you start comparing Cinco de Mayo to the Fourth of July, you should do a little bit of light reading. One is a national holiday honoring independence, the other is not. I'll leave it up to you to figure out which is which.

Furthermore, I will honor the flag of this country and display it whether or not it offends you. And while we're on the subject, if you hate the United States so much, why are you here? I don't see a fence keeping you in. If you're not willing to put any effort into making this country a better place for all to live and thrive in, either shut up or ship out. And if you have a problem with that, I suggest a strongly worded complaint to the Department of Go Make Hot Monkey Love to Yourself.

4 comments:

  1. Now THAT'S a great post Marina. Testify sista. "Hot Monkey Love" hehe, she said, "Hot Monkey Love."

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  2. So, hot monkey love tickles your fancy, eh?

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  3. I don't get it. Where's the freaky part?

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