Every once in a while, I say to myself, "Mustard, now you must try to be a kinder, more gentle little creature." And I set out upon my day with a smile on my mug, determined to spread little rays of sunshine everywhere I go.
And then, I get an earload of this:
Woman at Costco handing out samples of salsa: "Try some Texas Caviar?"
Man walking by, holding the hand of a little boy: "Oh, no, we don't like that."
Sample lady: "It's ok, there's no, umm... uhhh... alcohol in it."
Huh.
I did not know that.
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