The very first "Do As I Say Comment of the Week Prize" goes to JRN for the following line:
Even the guy with the Art Garfunkel crotch quits calling.
Why? Because 3 seconds after reading it and making the connection, my insides felt like this:
From protracted, and utterly uncontrollable, hysterical laughter.
Congratulations, JRN. If you'd like to say a few words, the floor is yours.