Boobies

Apparently the Victoria's Secret runway is a hotbed of intellectual discourse.

To the untrained eye, the ladies merely sashay to and fro, flipping their glorious manes of hair and generally looking jaw-droppingly hot. But,  a careful scrutiny behind the facade reveals the truth -  they are the fortunate recipients of a well-rounded and thorough education, with heavy emphasis on philosophy, science and the law.

Now, to demonstrate the fruits of her training, VSU alumna, Gisele Bundchen:
 
"I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months." 

And you thought she was just a pretty face. You fools.

Self-Congratulation Corner

So there I am, staring at the ceiling, naked as the day I was born, feminine hands massaging my breasts.  This scenario gets only slightly less sexy when I tell you that I was at my annual "girly" exam.

"These," she says, pointing down, "are normal."

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. My boobs have been officially approved by a licensed professional.

Now I need to find my smelling salts. Being referred to as "normal", for perhaps the first time in my life, has given me the vapors.

P.S. Ok, what the hell are smelling salts? Other than a frequently reappearing motif in tales of Victorian times.