I Touch Myself

 And now, so does every officious, glassy-eyed, self-important moron standing between me and my airplane ride.



Wait. What's that? All I have to do is say that I am Muslim and object to it on religious grounds, and my privacy rights will be respected? Done and done! I wonder if I can find a hijab for cheap on ebay. Added bonus? Thirty minutes of hair drying/styling time saved.

As the United States government continues its assault on the good people of this country, I wonder if I should buy stock in disposable speculums.  It's only a matter of time until someone smuggles explosives inside their lady parts and we will all need to be, ahem, examined before we can move about the country. You know, for the safety of everyone.

Here's a crazy idea. I know, I know it will never work, but, what the hell it's worth a try. Just hear me out.

What if we, you know, take a look around the world and find a country that actually has airport security policies that work?




The We Won't Fly Plan for Defeating TSA Porno-Scanners and Airport Rent-a-Gropers from George Donnelly on Vimeo.


http://wewontfly.com/

Ex-Muslim is the New Gay

Stay in the closet if you don't want to bring shame and violence upon yourself and the ones you love.

The always interesting and thoughtful (also supremely yummy to look at) Christina Rad:




http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?action=forum

We're Being Punk'd, Y'all

He makes some good points, and I certainly can't argue against the need to stand up for innocent victims. But, burning some paper with ink scribblings on it? Seems a little weak, don't you think?

What's next, a beatdown by way of Yo Mama is So Moslem jokes?

Maybe it's the cynic in me, but I'm thinking that Nancy Pelosi and her ilk are behind this stunt. 

What better way to discredit and push back the wave of dissent rising up against this idiotic administration, than to make us look like a bunch of neanderthals whose pinnacle of strategic thinking involves making fire?