You are just too much! Your license plate frame is easily the most clever thing I have seen in, oh, I don't know how long.
"My Next Car is a Mercedes"
On a clunker! I tell you, I'll be thinking of that all day, laughing, shaking my head, glancing up at the heavens, slapping my knee, doubling over while clutching my belly.
And when people say to me, "What's so funny?" I'll have to respond with, "Oh, you wouldn't understand."
You just had to be there. You know?