Cover Your Eyes!

This woman does not want you to look at her. Did you get that?  And she most definitely does not want you to show any sort of appreciation for her body. None. Stop looking. Hey! What did I just tell you?




OK, that's it. Now you've done it. You will be reported to the proper authorities and will have to sit through endless sensitivity training courses. Hey, don't say I didn't warn you.


Just thank your lucky stars that mandatory castration of all heterosexual males hasn't been written into law yet.

Aaaahhhh, L'Amour!

Hey, I'm a modern woman.

I understand that in your busy and hectic day, you may not find the 2 seconds required to prop a door open as you walk through it, so that it doesn't hit me in the face as I follow you out of the bank.

I get it. You are under no obligation to be aware of other people in your vicinity, nor to extend the slightest courtesy to them.

But can you explain to me one little thing?  How was it that you were able to fit in a nice, long stare at my ass as I was walking to my car?

You didn't think I saw that, huh?

Jackhole.